Thursday, October 24, 2013

The Jokes On You

        Humans, some believe, are evil. This cannot be confirmed, but the fact that they are constantly in the wrong is most assuredly correct. Throughout history Humans have made mistakes, and paid for them dearly. The punishment varies, but in The early eighteenth century Jonathan Swift created a new way to tell people that they are messing up. Satire, it exposes the ill of everything in one fatal blow. Whether it is the average joe, a politician, a dictator, a monarch, an institution, or an idea, satire can find your ill and expose it. Jonathan Swift's A Modest Proposal exposes many ills in society, but mainly it attacks the British government and its actions towards Ireland.
        Using Mockery to attack, Jonathan Swift writes in a tongue-in-cheek sort of tone in his essay that the irish should eat their own babies, therefore they should not become a burden to their parents and will not contribute to the horrible population of Ireland. He then goes on to explain the "benefits"-meaning beneficial to the British-  of this proposal. He makes the irish population sound like livestock with his proposals "only one-fourth part to be males;which is more than we allow to sheep, black cattle, or swine...one male will be sufficient to serve four females."(Swift 3). This exposes the ill of how the Government treats Ireland, like livestock, like they don't have feelings or emotions like everyone else. he suggests that Ireland keep only twenty thousand of its babies while selling the remaining hundered thousand for food. Because is will decrease the rapidly breeding Catholic population-Good Riddance (The English are protestant and hate catholics). Another attack swift makes is on Landlords and their unmercifulness towards their clients. "The Poorer tenants will have something valuable of their own, which by law may be made liable to distress and help to pay the landlords rent, their corn and cattle being already seized, and money a thing unknown." (Swift 6).
This refers to the harshness of landlords against poor tenants. They've already taken anything of any value from them, now they can take their babies too. Because they don't have any property anymore and essentially don't know what money looks like. 
        Swift also attacks the rich and the well mannered. He says that they could flay the babies and make leather. "...may flay the carcass; the skin of which artificially dressed will make admirable gloves for ladies and summer boots for fine gentlemen"(Swift 4). He acknowledges that the rich essentially live off the poor. They eat their babies, and then use their skins as fine clothing, much like livestock, as mentioned earlier. Also, in return for the "livestock"'s offspring, they only pay ten shillings, which is not a lot. Next he explains that the stock of Ireland would increase by fifty thousand pounds, because of "the profit of a new dish introduced to the tables of all gentlemen of fortune in  the kingdom who have any refinement of taste."(Swift 6). He slants towards rich people and how they like to eat rare and expensive things even though they may not taste great, and they call this "refinement of taste" rather than "this is nasty".
        On a contemporary level, a sketch from the show Family Guy- a satire of the average american- exposes the idiocy of voters and how they fall for any silly ruse that politicians think up using heavy mockery.. The sketch, called "undecided voters" involves Lois speaking to a crowd of undecided voters to persuade them to vote for her, after getting advice from brian to dumb down her speech-"undecided voters are the biggest idiots in the country"(family guy)- she merely drops controversial topics like "jesus" and "9/11" rather than answer political questions about her ajenda, and the crowd cheers every time. This really attacks the everyday american and their belief in the media. Because when you mention something that everyone can relate to, or have mutual feelings about, you cannot really refuse their proposal. no one would ever boo someone who mentions 9/11, because it is the typical american tragedy. And that is a human flaw.
        These Satirical examples, in my opinion, really work on everyone who isn't simple minded enough to believe the exaggerated topics discussed. They also make for a great laugh sometimes. They may make the target angry at first, however they will change their behavior so as to not receive the brutal punishment that is satire ever again. Because it is truly awful, that feeling when you realize you're the target.

Monday, October 7, 2013

J Sweezy

Jonathan swift was born in ireland during november of 1667. His father died before he was born, and his mother left him in the care of relatives. He went on to attend Trinity College in dublin, he was not a great student. It was in the very late sixteen hundreds that he kicked off his writing career with a Tale of a Tub. In 1710, swift had trouble with the whigs and allied with the tories. He became editor of the tory newspaper The Examiner.  Swift's mind slowly fell into the depths of menieres disease and eventually died in 1745.

Samuel Johnson on Jonathan Swift
"His style was well suited to his thoughts, which are never subtilised by nice disquisitions, decorated by sparkling conceits, elevated by ambitious sentences, or variegated by far sought learning. he pays no court to the passions; he excites neither surprise nor admiration; he always understands himself, and his readers always understand him"

"Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be dissapointed."- jonathan swift

"I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing."- jonathan swift



that bibliography though


"Jonathan Swift: A Brief Biography"The Dancing Girl" by John Barlas." Jonathan Swift: A Brief Biography"The Dancing Girl" by John Barlas. Victorian Web, July 2000. Web. 08 Oct. 2013.

Nordquist, Richard. "On the Style of Jonathan Swift, by Samuel Johnson." About.com Grammar & Composition. About, n.d. Web. 08 Oct. 2013.

"Jonathan Swift Quotes." BrainyQuote. Xplore, n.d. Web. 08 Oct. 2013.

The everything plan... plus text

Satire. I think there are tons of great examples of satire in the sketch-based comedy Portlandia. One good example is when the main characters, Fred and Carrie, are searching for the mayor of Portland. They come upon a cell phone store, they think that the salesperson might use satellite to help them find the mayor. But instead they get ensnared in the trap that is sales and false advertising.
I love this sketch because of its direct slant towards the false advertising of phone companies and their pointless lists of cell phone plans. "After you pay for it, it is free, so. Its just a one time fee that you pay annually. It is one time in that you only pay one time a year". Because you see self contradicting advertisements everywhere. They are also directing satire at salesmen who really don't care about your real needs. "He could be lying in a ditch somewhere, he might've been kidnapped""right on, right on". The guy doesn't really care that the mayor of portland is missing, he just cares about his plans and his sale.